Asteroids and Chiron in Birth Charts
For once I actually read the birth chart report I got the other day instead of glancing over it. Lol. And this caught my eye:
Chiron Aries 20.17
Ceres Sagittarius 7.08 R
Pallas Libra 25.22
Juno Sagittarius 11.20 R
Vesta Cancer 18.59
Fortune Aries 0.00
South node Aries 0.00
Can anyone tell me if they know of a site where I can get more information on the subject? Or if you know what these aspects mean, I would love to know.
Thanks in Advance,
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The Pope has a terrible problem: he wets his
bed. He gets so embarrassed by this habit that he goes
to see Doctor Feelgood, the psychiatrist, in the hope
of a cure.
"Sit down, your holiness," says Feelgood, "and tell me
all about it."
"Well," says the Pope, "every night, when I go
to sleep, I dream about this little red devil with
horns and a tail, who says to me, `Pope, now it is time
to do a pee-pee.' And then, when I wake up, I find that
I have wet my bed."
"That is very interesting," says the shrink, "but
very simple to cure. Next time this little red devil
comes into your dreams and tells you to urinate, just
say, `No, Devil! I don't need to pee -- I don't want to
pee -- so I won't!'"
"Great idea!" says the Pope, and he thanks
Feelgood and goes back to the Vatican. Sure enough,
that night, when the Pope is asleep, the little red
devil with horns and a tail comes into his dreams and
says, "Hey, Pope, now it is time to pee-pee."
But the pope says, "No, Devil -- I don't need to pee
-- I don't want to pee -- so I won't"
"A-Ha!" says the devil. "So you don't want to
pee-pee? Okay then -- tonight you can do KA-KA!"