HIGH HEELS CLUB - FOR US TO HAVE FUN IN - ONLY LAFFS ALLOWED LOL



  • LMAO! LOL

    How come blondes dont use birthcontrol pills?

    Because they keep falling out!



  • OH--I have nothing to contribute here tonight but GRATITUDE & LOVE & a HUGE LONG EXTENDED BELLY LAUGH FIT! THANK YOU my FRIENDS! and a sweet GOOD NIGHT!



  • at the time i was living in puerto rico,

    my oldest daughter went out with her then boy friend,

    about one oneclock in the morning, coming back home

    it was raining heavily and the winds were quite fierce,

    some gravel got in the road,

    they slip and went down a cliff about 140 feet,

    just getting a close view of the ocean,

    she woke me up took me down stairs, in tears,

    while giving thanks to god that were still alive,

    and crying because her car was a totall wreck, she

    had her head on my sholulder while her arms were around my waist,

    a nieghbor passes by, oh my god, did you have a accident?

    she lifts her head up looks at the nieghbor,

    no, i got up hungry and took a bite out of the car!

    about eighteen years ago!



  • HAHAHahahahaah oh my wooorrrddd. well at least she was sfe n sound, a car is juss a car.



  • HI EVERYONE,

    OMG, DID I NEED YOU ALL,THE CHATTY LEO IS BACK HAHAHAHAH

    MAWAAAAAAAAHAHA

    CWB YOU HAVENT BEEN CUT OFF YET

    YIPPI



  • wierd church signs

    adam blamed eve

    eve blamed the snake

    and the snake did not have a leg to stand on

    down in the mouth

    come in for a faith lift

    all services are different,

    we leave the repeats to t.v.

    as you pass this church

    be sure to plan a visit

    so when you are carried in

    god wont ask! who was that?

    speak well of your enemies,

    after all you made them

    god is perfect

    only man makes mi=steaks

    the meek shall inherit the earth,

    if it is all right with you,

    happy easter to our christain friends,

    happy passover to our jewish friends,

    and to our atheist friends,

    good luck, for there are no heaven doors

    or gates of hell,

    just choice a day to celebrate, thiers halloween or aprils fools!



  • Nope schatzy im still here, where else would i be? ---- looks around puzzled.

    Man Kills Self Before Shooting Wife and Daughter

    This one I caught in the SGV Tribune the other day and called the Editorial Room and asked who wrote this. It took two or three readings before the editor realized that what he was reading was impossible!! ! They put in a correction the next day.

    I just couldn't help but send this along. Too funny.

    Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says

    No crap, really? Ya think?

    Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers

    Now that's taking things a bit far!

    Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over

    What a guy!

    Miners Refuse to Work after Death

    Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant

    See if that works any better than a fair trial!

    War Dims Hope for Peace

    I can see where it might have that effect!

    If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile

    Ya think?!

    Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures

    Who would have thought!

    Enfield (London) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide

    They may be on to something!

    Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges

    You mean there's something stronger than duct tape?

    Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge

    He probably IS the battery charge!

    New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group

    Weren't they fat enough?!

    Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft

    That's what he gets for eating those beans!

    Kids Make Nutritious Snacks

    Do they taste like chicken?

    Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half

    Chainsaw Massacre all over again!

    Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors

    Boy, are they tall!

    And the winner is....

    Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead

    Did I read that right?



  • WAITER MARGERITAS POR FAVOR N STAT. UH OH N GIMME LIKE 3 TEQUILA SHOTS FIRST ....... MAN whoops caps sorry ................ i got all riled up on lack of respect thread, n on another i started to babble in my whine .... erer wine. ....... n i DIDNT EVEN HAVE WINE!!!

    LOL

    cheerrrrrrrssssssss



  • jene se quais => jane sid what?

    LOL



  • ladies and gentlemen,

    tonight is a big night here at charmedwitchbente cafe,

    on me,

    steaks, lobster, shrimps,

    wine, liqour,

    music,

    laughter and more laughter!

    eat to your hearts delight



  • the prize

    charmedwitchbente,

    you are here presented,

    with the nobel prize 2010 of joy

    for her dedication of bringing joy to the heart of others,

    claps, cheers, shouts, for she is a jolly good fellow,



  • OHHHHH---HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEEEEEEEEEE!!!!! HAAAAAAAAAAAA!

    Thank you my Charming & CharmedWitchBente for my morning belly-laff.

    LOVE the headlines! Don't which funnier--the Jet crash expert? Or the Valiant Vet!!!

    The expert is just-so-typical--

    but I think I'm going for the Vet--no--not that way--especially knowing where he's been!

    Now the red tape--of COURSE red tape is stronger than duct tape--haven't you ever had to deal with bureaucracies???

    Sister--wine away all you want & need--I'm wining right with you! What's your wine--want to make sure I'm cosmically stocked! Do you like a nice Cab? Me? I'm fonder of Pinot, or a nice rough Rioja or Chianti--not so of Merlot--but CWB--if that's your brew--I will go right out & conjure some up for you!!!! Somehow I don't think you're a white whine--er--wine kind of Witch!

    Answering your other posts on the Respect thread--this ones just 4 laffs! (already read 'em--followed you here to LAFF!)

    But I gotta tell you--as a child who grew up with tales of Baba Yaga who lived far in the forest in a hut on chicken legs that got up and faced whichever direction it wanted to--so you never knew which way her front door would be facing--or if you were wanting to get in--and the hut wanted to not make it easy--it'd just get up and pivot some--and She flew around in a large mortar, pushing her way through the air with a long pestle--we Slavic types have no myth of a "good" witch or a "bad" witch--like the bubbly voiced Glenda in the wizard of Oz & her mean ugly Sister--we KNOW that JUST LIKE US HUMAN BEINGS--sometimes she's "good" to you--sometimes she's "bad"--sometimes she's in a MOOD--the world we live in is NOT black & white....

    I just LOVE the one that says: Kids Make Nutritious Snacks!!!!

    I actually never heard of her eating one--but the ones that lives in FEAR--like to scare their kidlets that way!!!! (Guess it keeps 'em from venturing too far into the forest, huh?)

    And no--they don't taste like chicken........

    LOVE & LIGHT to all of you & MAY MANY MANY MANY SMILES, GiGGLES & LAFFS

    FILL you throughout your DAY!!!



  • Joire de vivre => Joy did Vivi???



  • LMAO COULD HAVE USED YOU ON MY GET AWAY WITH MY MAN, NEEDED A FEW MORE LAUGHS, I'M GLAD TO BE BACK

    SHEILA



  • OH BY THE WAY THATS ME WINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEING,I CANT EVEN SPELL IT:)



  • what this about winnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnneing!

    s

    orry girls, me had a little too much of that goo stuffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff!

    for a moment there i thought i was inside facebook!



  • hahahahahaha lol ramonita



  • one night a policeofficer was stalking a particular rowdy bar,

    for possible voilations of driving under the influence laws

    he saw a fellow, stumble out of the bar, trip on the curb,

    try his keys on five different cars, before he finally found his,

    then sat in the front seat, fumbling around with his keys,

    everyone left the bar and drove off!

    finally he starts his car, and begins to pull away,

    the police officer was waiting for him, stop him, read him his rights,

    adminsiter the breathalizer test,

    the results showed a reading of 0.0

    the puzzled officer, thats imposible how can that be?

    the driver reply, tonight i am the designated decoy!



  • a womans prayer!

    i pray for wisdom, to understand a man, love and patience to understand his moods,

    because i pray for strength, i will just beat him to death.



  • ever wonder why stupidity makes some great jokes,

    i bet you that everyone that is sleeping, will wake up after they read this one!


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