HIGH HEELS CLUB - FOR US TO HAVE FUN IN - ONLY LAFFS ALLOWED LOL



  • oh my god five hunks!

    coffee

    coffee

    coffee

    more coffee!



  • walks inyo!



  • strippers???? ....................... ok WHO ordered stripperfs??? .............gets up n walks to the VIP area. welcome kager i say as i pass by to the VIP lounge.

    In here i no can see ém. pardon if im a prude but damn i dont need nor want their things jerking around in my face .................. uufffff ...........................turns on the tv set n watches Charmed kicking some demon butts! now THATS entertainment.!!!!!!!!!!!!! 😜



  • coming back from the vip lounge,

    charmed,

    since you didnot want the strippers to preform,

    some handsome fellow out side sent you this bouquet of roses,

    with a note that said,

    i just want to see you smile,

    sorry,

    i am sending you now a priest, a rabbi, and a minister

    woops i wonder what is going to happen now?



  • OK FINE WOMEN!!!!

    THANX for making me laugh! Boy--did I NEED THAT!!!

    YES I have my spiked FMPs on--red of course!

    But I gotta let you know--with all the talk of tequila here--the tequila god always WINS with me.

    I'm a lightweight these days--vino rojo--un BUEN vino rojo ramonita--por favor!

    Here's one from my days at the Braille Institute:

    Blind Guy walks into a crowded bar.

    Picks up his seeing-eye dog by the tail and starts swinging it in circles over his head.

    "Wait a minute--wait a minute--YOU CAN'T DO THAT--WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING???" asks the bartender

    "What's the problem?" says the blind guy..."I'm just taking a look around!"

    Perspective perspective perspective........



  • i will drink to that,



  • Thanks for the laughs, yo!



  • me thinks ramonita wanna read charmed lololol



  • kager was outside the cafe,

    with the priest,

    minister,

    Rabbi,

    guys, my wife and i argue?

    she says it is work,

    i say it is play,

    the priest,

    it is work,

    the minister, no it is play,

    no work argues the priest,

    what would you know, you dont have a wife,

    the rabbi, excuse me men,

    sex is play, if it was work my wife would have the maid do it.!



  • hahahahahahaahahahahaha oh my word lol



  • lmao ramonita. and whats this i hear about strippers?...



  • kageronina

    important message about old age!

    holy shit i forgot what i was going to tell you!

    or did you send me this message?



  • the fifth annual convention of the lazy,

    it has been a international decree, that everyman has to work,

    meeting will begin,

    how much do you want to work out of the year, first man raises his hand,

    speak up! six months,

    the rest of the auditiroun starts booing, boo b ooobooooobooo

    more hands go up!

    yes, three months out the year, yes i think that would be fine!

    the audience again starts booing booboooooo booooooooo

    more hands go up!

    yes, young man,

    three weeks,

    again boooo boooob booobb ooob booooooooooo,

    more hands go up,

    yes young man how about three days!

    settle then, three days it shall be!

    suddently one man get out of his seat,

    looks at the audience,

    now lets discuss the vacations

    1

    1



  • HAhahahahaah OHMY WORD!!!.

    This blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all

    these blonde jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid,

    so she decides to show her husband that blondes really are

    smart. While her husband is off at work, she decides that she is

    going to paint a couple of rooms in the house.

    The next day, right after her husband leaves for work, she gets

    down to the task at hand. Her husband arrives home at 5:30 and

    smells the distinctive smell of paint. He walks into the living

    room and finds his wife lying on the floor in a pool of sweat.

    He notices that she is wearing a ski jacket and a fur coat at

    the same time.

    He goes over and asks her if she is OK. She replies yes. He asks

    what she is doing. She replies that she wanted to prove to him

    that not all blonde women are dumb and she wanted to do it by

    painting the house. He then asks her why she has a ski jacket

    over her fur coat. She replies that she was reading the

    directions on the paint can and they said....

    FOR BEST RESULTS, PUT ON TWO COATS



  • oh my god, wow1111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111



  • here is one so the blonde ladies will know they aint alone in ahm ye:

    A blonde guy gets home early from work and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. He rushes upstairs to find his wife naked on the bed,sweating and panting. "What's up?" he says. "I'm having a heart attack," cries the woman.

    He rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but just as he's dialing, his 4-year-old son comes up and says,"Daddy! Daddy! Uncle Ted's hiding in your closet and he's got no clothes on!"

    The guy slams the phone down and storms upstairs into the bedroom, past his screaming wife, and rips open the wardrobe door.

    Sure enough, there is his brother, totally naked, cowering on the closetfloor.

    You rotten bastard, "says the husband,"my wife's having a heart attack and you're running around naked scaring the kids!!!



  • HAHAHA.

    Oh, my....



  • A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blonde neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox. She opened it then slammed it shut and stormed back into the house. A little later she came out of her house again, went to the mailbox and again opened it, and slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house she went.

    As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, she came out again, marched to the mailbox, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever.

    Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, “Is something wrong?”

    To which she replied, “There certainly is!”

    My stupid computer keeps saying, “You’ve got mail!”



  • i was doing the dinner dishes after i read the post,

    just laughing away,

    my grandson knocks on his fathers door,

    whats up?

    grandma is going loco in the kitchen,

    he sees me!

    no, shes cracking up!

    aint it the same thing

    great jokes



  • a little boy asks his father

    daddy how was i born,

    you need to find out anyway,

    your mother and i got together in a chat room on yahoo,

    we met at a cybercafe,

    we sneaked into a secluded room,

    where your mother downloaded my hard drive,

    as soon as i downloaded, we discover niether of us

    used a firewall,

    and since it was too late to hit the delete button,

    nine months later appeared

    a popup ,

    which said you got a boy!


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