HIGH HEELS CLUB - FOR US TO HAVE FUN IN - ONLY LAFFS ALLOWED LOL
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OK, LADIES AND GENTS AND? I THOUGHT TO MYSELF I CAN"T BELONG TO THAT CLUB, I CAN"T TELL A JOKE IF MY LIFE DEPENDED ON IT, I AM TOTALLY SERIOUS!!!!
BUT WHEN CWB STARTED THIS THREAD, I SAID TO MYSELF "SHEILA, YOU CAN LAUGH THOUGH, OK , SO NOW I'M HERE AND I WANT TO SAY THANKS.
OMG LMAO ROTFL.
The Black Bra (as told by a woman)
I had lunch with 2 of my unmarried friends.
One is engaged, one is a mistress, and I have been married for 20+ years.
We were chatting about our relationships and decided to amaze our men by greeting them at the door
Wearing a black bra, stiletto heels and a mask over our eyes. We agreed to meet in a few days to exchange notes..
Here's how it all went.
My engaged friend:
The other night when my boyfriend came over he found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask.
He saw me and said, 'You are the woman of my dreams.
I love you.' Then we made passionate love all night long.
Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing a raincoat, under it only the black bra, heels and
Mask over my eyes. When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, but he started to tremble and we had wild sex all night.
Then I had to share my story:
When my husband came home I was wearing the black bra,
Black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes.
When he came in the door and saw me he said,
"What's for dinner, Zorro?"
THAT CAME IN MY INBOX THIS MORNING AND I AM STILL LAUGHING,
COFFEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WITH CREAM THIS MORNING
WHO SPELT MY NAME, OMG LOL
at the mall, holding hands, a couple enters a hat shop,
looking around the wife spots a hat she likes, trys it on,
look honey, the husbrand groans between his teeth
for that little head,
discourage they leave the hat shop, enter a dress shop,
the wife tries a few dresses, honey what you think?
again the husband groans,
for that body?
finally the get to nine west,
the wife tries on a few pair of shoes,
for those feet?
hours later at the house, in bed, the husband starts touching the wife
under the night gown,
feeling excited, honey turn on the washing machine,
for that little rag wash it by hand.
OH MY WORD LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO
It sure fits what a man once said. at times r men SO DENSE they DO need that SMACK on head before they get what the H is right before ém LMAO
OH MY WORD Ramonita ........................hahahaahahahaha there ya have men, if u no appreciate us and what we women like do NOT count for SQUAT at home or ANY place for that matter haahahahahahaha
come on girls, get out of those forums, see how pretty charmed witch bente, put this cafe for us to unwind, meanwhile the music is the background was playing, oh girls just want to have fun. laugher is for the medicine for the soul and mind, garanteed, when you leave from here you wont remember what hurts, or the problem.
come on be like smokey robinson, people say that i am the life of party, because i tell a joke or two!
laughter is like the combo.
of lobster and wine,
come on girls lift those spirits, a little highter now! come on do your thing!
charmed witch bente,
i could hear your laughter all the way down in florida and i loved it!
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Watch out for CWB's Cappy heels lol
She also drinks way too much coffee, i think she needs coffee's anonymous
HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH COFFEE ANONYMOUS HEHEHEHEHEHH
No i ONLY drink coffee until about 11 am and the NEVER rest of the day UNLESS i know ill have a loooooooooooooooooooong day .........................
Now who took y wine to go with my WHIIINNEEEE ????? Thehehehehe
oh darn it ..................... how the ................why am i in spiked high killer heels? who wished i was 10 inches taller????
My Dad used to race cars right?
Great wicked scary guy.
So he's very fast and funny...a Cappy totally! Mean too
he used to yell things at other drivers like " pull out like ur father shoulda!"
Got more b back girls, luv it! for iphoners i guess
come on girls, i dont feel that happy energy!
i will have a margarita!
Margeritas coming up ramonita ......................n uh waiter keep em coming we need a HAPPY ramonita ya hear ---
maám? WHOA .................... im a maám
bartender, tequila shots n line em up, i think i was just offended. me a maám??? F`s n H´s
its like this:
one thief to the other: how does it go? its as u take it!
in the latin culture, saint judas is the patron of miracles,
now to say!
maria was patiently waiting for her husband to come home,
it was six in the morning,
when he finally arrive, he was stone drunk! just as in the past,
gustavo, i had it! i am leaving!
honey give me one more chance!
that night gustavo, went for a walk, pass a religiou store, the store was closed,
but he saw saint judas in the window of the store,
saint judas, help me stop drinking, help me become a different man
he returned home and for two years not a zip!
it was a nice cool evening and went for a walk,
met a old buddy,
come on, have a drink with me!
allright, just one!
maria, was in shock, screaming and yelling at him, what the hell happen! you promise st. judas~ you was going to be a different man!
the problem is maria, that the different man also likes the boozeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
in a live studio audience, three couples are chosen!
first couple married one year,
second couple maried fifthteen years,
third couple married fifty years,
first couple, how often do you have sex, the husband answers, everyday,
is that true the wife is asked, happily she answers, yessssssssssssssssssssss!
second couple, how often do you have sex, the husband answers, three times a week,
is that true the wife is asked, happily she answers, yesssssssssssssssssssssssssssss!
the third couple who is married fifty years, how often do you have sex, the husbands answers almost every day,
the interviewer was amazed! almost everyday! so he askes the wife, is that true almost every day!
she answers, while counting her fingers, yes, almost on monday, almost on tuesday, almost on wednesday, almost on thursday, almost on friday, almost saturday, almost on sunday,!
havent seen him around!
wish he would come he got some good jokes!
thank you for the margarita, wow it was good!
Thanx for the jokes ramonita. hans???? hmmm dunno. i see people wanting his help but him mmmmmmmmmmmmmm sorry nope ..............hick .............. hick .................. wt??
tequila hiccups ...................what cures tequila hiccups?
you are so welcome!
see you tommorrow.
enjoy your weekend!