HIGH HEELS CLUB - FOR US TO HAVE FUN IN - ONLY LAFFS ALLOWED LOL



  • WELCOME TO THE HIGH HEELS CLUB.

    WOMEN AND MEN ALLOWED. ANY AND ALL BEVERAGES AND FOODS ARE SERVED.

    ONLY REQUIREMENT IS THAT YOU TAKE A LOAD OFF N HAVE FUN.

    NJOY.

    YO WAITER CCOOFFFFEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!



  • Hi CWB, thanks for the nice environment. Good idea. I think I'll just sit and relax a bit and maybe drink a cola. Nice to see you again.

    Toni



  • CWB, I WAS LOOKING FOR MY COFFEE ON THE OTHER THREAD, WHILE CONTINUE TO POST FOR YOU KNOW, THAT GUY:)

    CAN THE "LEO HEALS COME FOR A COFFEE"

    HUGS, SHEILA



  • HEELS, COFFEE



  • MAKE MINE A STIFF ONE, I MIGHT JUST NEED IT:)



  • In for a ice tea....looking forward to some fun!



  • Welcome ladies.

    Toni good to see u too.

    Shatz - just hollar for that waiter to bring ya what ya need.

    Auntie Buckie - well


    we need serious fun lol

    By the by how did the blonde die while raking leavers together?

    She fell out of the tree!



  • CLEAN UP ON ISLE 4 PLEASE, GIRL JUST SPIT HER COFFEE OUT LMAO



  • For all the coffee drinkers here....I being a former one myself. :0)

    Signs You Drink Too Much Coffee

    • You answer the door before people knock.

    • Juan Valdez named his donkey after you.

    • You ski uphill.

    • You grind your coffee beans in your mouth.

    • You haven't blinked since the last lunar eclipse.

    • You lick your coffeepot clean.

    • You're the employee of the month at the local coffeehouse and you don't even work there.

    • Your eyes stay open when you sneeze.

    • You chew on other people's fingernails.

    • Your T-shirt says, "Decaffeinated coffee is the devil's blend."

    • You can type sixty words per minute ... with your feet.

    • You can jump-start your car without cables.

    • Cocaine is a downer.

    • You don't need a hammer to pound nails.

    • Your only source of nutrition comes from "Sweet & Low."

    • You don't sweat, you percolate.

    • You buy 1/2 & 1/2 by the barrel.

    • You've worn out the handle on your favorite mug.

    • You go to AA meetings just for the free coffee.

    • You walk twenty miles on your treadmill before you realize it's not plugged in.

    • You forget to unwrap candy bars before eating them.

    • Charles Manson thinks you need to calm down.

    • You've built a miniature city out of little plastic stirrers.

    • People get dizzy just watching you.

    • You've worn the finish off your coffee table.

    • The Taster's Choice couple wants to adopt you.

    • Starbucks owns the mortgage on your house.

    • Your taste buds are so numb you could drink your lava lamp.

    • Instant coffee takes too long.

    • When someone says. "How are you?", you say, "Good to the last drop."

    • You want to be cremated just so you can spend the rest of eternity in a coffee can.

    • Your birthday is a national holiday in Brazil.

    • You're offended when people use the word "brew" to mean beer.

    • You have a picture of your coffee mug on your coffee mug.

    • You can thread a sewing machine while it's running.

    • You can outlast the Energizer bunny.

    • You short out motion detectors.

    • You don't even wait for the water to boil anymore.

    • Your nervous twitch registers on the Richter scale.

    • You think being called a "drip" is a compliment.

    • You don't tan, you roast.

    • You can't even remember your second cup.

    • You help your dog chase its tail.



  • ramonita walking towards the front of charmed witch bentley cafe,

    girls, girls, one minuite please,

    ramonita asks them! girls why are men like politicans,

    all the girls sitting at thier tables look at one another,

    they stay silent! just a few men in the cafe, all with all full smile on thier face!

    one of the wisest ones, tell us why!

    In honesty

    in faithfullness

    in sex!

    ramonita shakes her head! full of promises,

    but never come thru!

    suddenly one of the men that is sitting in the cafe stands up and walks towards ramonita.

    facing ramonita, he asks her

    what is a woman doing in bed after the finish,

    ramonita looks at the girls who are sitting at the cafe,

    and asks them, how many of you sing, it is just emotions that are making me over,

    two hands go up,

    then she asks them, how many start running out of the house singing, help me if you can

    five hands go up,

    how many of you, ran as fast as you can into the night! ten hands go up,

    ramonita faces joe with a very serious face,

    girls, you know what i do?

    shouting tell us!

    ramonita faces joe with a serious look on her face,

    looks him square in the eyes,

    i ask him, is that all you got?

    GIRLS I HOPE YOU ENJOY MY JOKES!



  • LMAO OH MY WORD AHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH


    OOPSSS dang my cup is empty


    walks gets a refill


    sits back n says with a straight face:

    do any of u know why the blonde drove around her block 80 plus times?

    her blinker got stuck!



  • I think laughter may be a form of courage. As humans we sometimes

    stand tall and look into the sun and laugh, and I think we are never

    more brave than when we do that.

    -- Linda Ellerbee (1944- ) American Journalist

    sums up why i made this thread uhm club hahahaahahahaahahahahaahah



  • Love the jokes everyone! Great laughs.... I've switched to water...doesn't hurt as much when it comes back out my nose from laughing! Easier clean up too!



  • CWB,I THINKS YOU BEST LAY OFF THAT COFFEE

    LOL



  • Who can lay off the coffee at 6 bloody am? ....................... thats a killing sentence LOLOLOL



  • Where are you CWB? It's 10:30 at night where I am. :0)

    Magic Mirror

    There was this bar and in the bar there was a magic mirror.

    If you told a lie it would suck you in.

    One day a brunette walked into this bar. She walked up to the mirror and said 'I think I'm the most beautiful woman in the world' and it sucked her in.

    The next day a redhead walked into the bar. She walked up to the mirror and said 'I think I'm the most beautiful woman in the world' and it sucked her in.

    Then the next day a blond walked into the bar. She walked up to the mirror and said 'I think...' and it sucked her in.



  • HAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA GOOD ONE!!!

    Waiter i ordered NOODLE soup, but I cannot find any noodles.

    Sir thats a mispell, it should say POODLE soup!



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  • Oojhhhhhh zepa darl ............................ i do believe u violate the rules of admin. yikes!

    auntie bucky im in denmark, scandinavia, europe, land of tasmanian mary who married our crown prince frederick lol