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  • Aries: "Okay, let's do it again!"

    Taurus: "I'm hungry--pass the pizza."

    Gemini: "Have you seen the remote?"

    Cancer: "When are we getting married?"

    Leo: "Wasn't I fantastic?"

    Virgo: "I need to wash the sheets."

    Libra: "I liked it if you liked it."

    Scorpio: "Perhaps I should untie you."

    Sagittarius: "Don't call me--I'll call you."

    Capricorn: "Do you have a business card?"

    Aquarius: "Now let's try it with our clothes off!"

    Pisces: "What did you say your name was again?"



  • found this site that gives after intimicy comments by horoscope ahaha hiliariously true!



  • Hahahaha...

    You are really free today. hey?

    Thanks for sharing this one too. I had a blast with the hilarious horoscope you posted in the other thread!

    have a great monday!

    P/S - My Taurus guy don't get hungry usually but thirsty instead!



  • haha, Yes its barely 11:57pm where i am

    today was a slow day so i have alot of energy still!

    how are you Emergence ?

    ahahah, the horoscope thing is really funny.

    thanx, you too!

    p.s. how do you deal with the stubburn taurus! Yikes...



  • Aah....it is already Monday where I am at 🙂

    I am travelling now...typical Saggi!

    I am doing better and better, thanks to all the advices and guidances in here.

    How are you? Hope you are doing well.

    p;s Having a hard time with the Taurus! Despite of all the differences, we still manage to be friends, after the break up. Right now I am still contemplating whether to cut all ties with him and leave his *** once and for all or stay. Being a BULL, he is too stubborn to stay away and insist on being my friend. "sigh" Thank God we are living too far from one another or else, one of us would be dead by now. Most likely, HIM! LOL



  • tHANKS FOR THE PICK ME UP IT'S GREAT TO HAVE A GOOD BELLY LAUGH WITH THE FUNNY HOROSCOPE THING THANKS REALLY APPRECIATE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



  • Cool! Sounds good. Saggi aaahhh, so adventurous

    thats great to hear, same hear.. doing better by the day i guess

    i know righhtt.. its crazy what you'll learn or even people having the same questions

    as yoy or my favorite is everyone relate to eachother by their signs lol,

    when i ask people whats their sign its like this uninteresting look on their faces ahaah

    but here its fun.

    Taurus and Saggi = odd couple. But sounds interesting.

    omgoossh Taurus Taurus Taurus, all i can say is Never again

    im a virgo and of course im willing to put up a fight but Taurus

    of course the Bull! trys to knock ya down lol their great friends though

    once you establish that, they may not ever wanna leave ya.



  • Too funny....



  • odd couple..yeah you can definitely say that! lol

    so much differences...I bring fun and color into his boring life and he bring the new meaning of patience in mine 🙂

    A Saggi, I am stubborn and willing to fight for whatever I believe in but with Taurus...I am having a tough battle! lol.

    Yep, they make great friends, I can see that now. He broke up with me, yet he won't leave me alone! haha



  • I feel like he wants friendship and maybe your agreeing with it or holding

    on to it because you feel eventually he'll end up coming around... and Taurus

    always do, girl so dont worry The common case for taurus wanting

    friendship is because poor stability, you said you travel alot where taurus tends

    to be home body's & they need to feel overly secure and stable.. did you guys

    have plans of settling?



  • Another thing about Taurus, they dont really like debating

    like pretty much want thing to go their way as soon as possible



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  • hey laihano

    Quick question ..



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  • I'm guessing that since my aries mate has never said "Lets do it again", I should probably stop saying "Wasn't I fantastic". Very funny & a great, quick insight.



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  • capicorn is the funniest


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