Just posted April's food fortunes



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    Home of Madame Vincent, the world's first food astrologer.

    A little taste...

    Aries, this month, pop a beer bottle and enjoy the sky stained with blood on fire. Don’t get caught up in the ensuing hysteria however....

    Taurus, a dark hag-like force attacks your sign around the ninth, and she will cause the whole lot of you to call in sick to work. Mars moves on and frees you up to be a dreamer or an asshole (your choice) near the last weekend of the month. Either way, go on a picnic...and bring this pasta salad. It's the kitchen's equivalent to a dumb blonde.

    Gemini, umami. Enough said.

    Cancer, Mercury’s motion will come to you this month dressed as a bad waiter spilling a tray of drinks on top of your head. Luckily Madame Vincent dug up the best beer brats recipe in her arsenal....

    Leo, you will tear your underwear on a fence in a far away place....

    Virgo Madame Vincent equates naps with rainy days, B movies and childhood favorites like grilled cheese and tomato soup. This clever variation from Smitten Kitchen hits the spot....

    Libra, Mars may be making a mess of things this month, but Madame Vincent promises that all the bottles smashed over your head will be made of candy glass....

    Scorpio, oysters wax and wane with the moon. Maybe you’ll get some peace by slurping them up this month...

    Sagittarius, everyone should cook coq au vin at some point in their adult lives. Sagittarius, this is your month....

    Capricorn, chaos is yours but stay tuned, Pluto will be moving along come month’s end. In the meantime, Frito Pies all around....

    Aquarius, unwind your history, lose your sense of self, and become a light being. Just not a fluorescent one, I hate those. How about one of those new-fangled LED lights?

    Pisces, this month beauty abounds when your best personality meets the best of almost everyone around you. Lucky lucky you. Dig into some Happiness Soup...

    xo,

    MV



  • Thanks MV does it say anything else to cook coz I dont like coq au vin lol 🙂