We Could All Use a Good Laugh...
Please share any jokes, funny anecdotes or quotes here. It just feels like we all need to lighten up a bit!
This one makes me laaaaaaaugh (my humor tends to lean toward sarcasm so my apologies in advance if I offend anyone )
Person A: I keep reminding myself that when God closes a door, somewhere he opens a window.
Person B: That's just so we have something to jump out of.
Here's a real life story---trickster stye. I was home alone cleaning house--enjoying the sweet solitude and on my fireplace mantel was a pretty vase holding one of those vineing plants that grow anywhere even just in water. And thinking it might be low I gently reached up and pourd in a little water and suddenly the whole plant flew out of the vase like a rocket !And landed across half the room! I jumped back paralized my mind racing--trying to make sense of it--did I just really see that happen? My heart was pounding! What the freak! I slowly walked to the vase looked inside then went over to pick up the plant and as I got closer realized staring at me was a big bright green tree frog! How it got inside the vase who knows--aparently when I added water it hauled as s and took the plant with it!
This is funny and I needed it today after going to a new church yesterday and the second half of the class was spent talking about the finances of the church. When I got up to leave a woman came up to me and said you look familiar to me, I told her that we just moved to this state and that I was just infused with Knowledge and Wisdom about the churches financial situations. She laughed because that days lesson was on Wisdom and Knowledge
OK, that frog story freaks me out a little
Scanning my database for a joke that is "appropriate" for a public forum (teehee). In the meantime, let me just say that boy am I ever glad that the latest Mercury retrograde phase is OVER!!!
Bummer - there was a funny photo to go with the Merc retrograde comment, but it was denied!!!
Well, since my funny photo didn't come through, how about just an injection of pure joy and love? My great niece at 4 days old...
This is from the Ellen Degeneres show that aired today. She does a segment on funny text messages....
Person 1 Text: Your Great Aunt died today. LOL.
Person 2 Text: Why is that funny?
Person 1 Text: It's not funny. Why would you ask that?
Person 2 Text: Mom...LOL means laughing out loud.
Person 1 Text: Oh my goodness! I thought it meant lots of love. I sent that to everyone. I need to call everyone right away.
Great thread WG your niece is beautiful oh how i miss baby cuddles, time goes to fast ,
Love the Frog story Blmoon what a hoot
. I have a funny story a couple of years ago i was sweeping my floor and i swepted all the dirt into a dustpan then i went and emptied it into my washing machine that was doing a full cycle of washing at the time . I couldnt believe i done that ,i think i was doing so much that i got bamboozled . See WG i told you that reading was accurate . LOL
OMG LoaP - That washing machine story is HYSTERICAL. Maybe you were just trying to clean the dirt, hahaha. You really do push yourself to exhaustion, don't you?
I was babysitting a couple of days ago. The little girl just turned 5. she was playing with some toys and I told her to clean up and she says "You know what Sierra? I don't love you but I suuuuuure do like you a lot." That made my day.